The real me in Omaha
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It worked -- or so the Germans would have us believe!  Apologies to Norm Macdonald, Weekend Update, SNL, NBC, and the Germans.  I just dated myself.  I took myself to Arby's and then took myself to see Prince Caspian.  Actually, I'm lion -- I haven't seen it yet.  I haven't even watched SNL in years.  I am now a

CBS addict.